This LinkedIn page was created as a commentary on the unique coporate speech that the social media, LinkedIn, fostering on to the user. This corporate language are being know as overpolite and are use to "glaze" other people or "boast" yourself. Most user on this platform using this language to create a professional impressions among other user, especially recruiters. But I think this language is soul sucking a just way to sugar coating the situation.
Read the caption text to see the orginal intentions behind each post.
How to say "I fell and broke my teeth? oh and btw it does have to do with me being charged with a DUI when I crashed into my neighbour front porch"
How can I justified paying $6 for a matcha latte? Oh and also make it about me!
"I committed tax fraud in the company financial report" and make it about me!
"My company hired child labour"